Verse 1: D I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it Bm I love your heart and your so smart 'cuz you gave away it G I love your sis I love your dad I love your mom A but more than all of the that I love the fact that you are dumb enough D Bm G A to not realize everything I've said has been said before D Bm in a thousand ways in a thousand songs G A some with the same four chords -But you'll still love it and let me finger you!- Bridge: Bm G Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude D When I tell you that I love you boo A I also hope you don't see through Bm This cleverly constructed ruse G D Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem A And girls' desperate need to feel loved Chorus: D Bm G America says we love a Chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us A though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen D Bm G A so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff D Bm G A repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah! Verse 2: D I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her Bm but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her G just to make sure that they spread it like the plague so A I describe my dream girl as really really vague like D I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other Bm I love your eyes and their bluish brownish greenish color G I love it when you smile, that you smile wide and I A love how your torso has an arm on either side. Now, D Bm G A D If you're my agent you might be thinking "Oh no, sound the alarms Bm G A you're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms -But they can't use iTunes so f 'em who needs 'em!- Bridge: Bm G Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude D When I tell you that I love you boo A I also hope you don't see through Bm This cleverly constructed ruse G D Designed by a marketing team cashing in on puberty and low self esteem A And girls' desperate need to feel loved Chorus: D Bm G America says we love a Chorus, but don't get complicated and bore us A though meaning might be missing, we need to know the words after just one listen D Bm G A so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff D Bm G A repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, yeah! Interlude: D Bm G A Verse 3: D Bm G A D Bm G A I'm in magazines full of model teens, so far above you D Bm G A D Bm G A So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you -I love you- G A D Bm G A D And your parents will always come along, 'cause their little girl's in love Em G A D Bm G A D Bm And how could love be wrong? How could love be wrong? When you D Bm G A Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff. Repeat stuff, repeat stuff repeat stuff D Bm G A I am a vessel 666 Illumanati Outro: D Bm We know it's not right G A We know it's not funny but we'll D Bm Stop beating this dead horse when it G A Stops spitting out money But until then D We will repeat stuff
