Verse 1:
Ebmaj7                                             Fm7
When I was down and depressed, I thought you would be there
               Bb7                                    Ebmaj7
I thought that you would care and lend a hug or maybe two
                                               Fm7
But you never listen or notice my angry little anxious eyes
    Bb7                        Gm7 C7
I'm tired of lies and all that xxxx

Pre-Chorus:
Fm7                Bb7
I'm too alone to condone my sorrow
Gm7                        C7
You're doing fine thinking 'bout tomorrow
       Fm7            Bb7            Eb
Whilst all that I can think about is this, yeah
 -nc-
-One, two, three, four-

Chorus:
Ab                         Gm7                     Gb
How lonely life is for the misfit -How lonely life is for the misfit-
Fm7            Bb7        Ebmaj7      Eb7
Sitting on his own with a biscuit or two
   Ab             Bb       Gm7        Cm7
No people to talk with, no message to send
F7                                    Abm             Bb7
Maybe soon he'll make a friend, so he doesn't have to pretend

Verse 2:
Ebmaj7                                      Fm7
Maybe it's me that deduces when my life has got to this
    Bb7                                   Ebmaj7
I'm taking the piss and blocking out your love -Blocking all your love-
                                              Fm7
Or maybe I'm boring, you're snoring at all my silly quirks
   Bb7                       Gm7  C7
My fancy shirts and all that stuff

Pre-Chorus:
Fm7                 Bb7
My xxxxing brain is insane and lonely
   Gm7                      C7
To trust and confide with a friend, if only
    Fm7            Bb7            Ebmaj7
But all that I can think about is this, yeah -This, yeah-

Chorus:
Ab                         Gm7                     Gb
How lonely life is for the misfit -How lonely life is for the misfit-
Fm7            Bb7        Ebmaj7      Eb7
Sitting on his own with a biscuit or two -Or maybe three-
   Ab             Bb       Gm7        Cm7
No people to talk to, no message to send
F7                                    Abm             Bb
Maybe soon he'll make a friend, so he doesn't have to pretend

Bridge:
Eb   Gm  Gb Fm7   Bb7       Eb7
Pretend, pretend -pretend, pretend, pretend-
Ab            Bb          G  G7                     Cm
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
F7                                    Ab              Bb7
Maybe soon he'll make a friend, so he doesn't have to pretend

Outro:
    Ab             Abm                Gm7   Gb7
Now one day I will wake up from these dreams
    Fm7               Bb7         Eb    C
And find that life is never as it seems
Fm             Bb7        Gm7               Cm
One day I will find them, one day they will care
    F7
And sit me down, and be my friend
     Abm            Bb       Eb
So I do not have to pretend anymore -anymore-