Verse 1:
      C
I learned guitar just to play you this song
    F
I took français just to give you le monde
      Am                                               G
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong   -wouaaaooo  wouaaaoo-
      C
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
      F
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
     Am                                                    G
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong   -wouaaaooo  wouaaaoo-
 
-Say, I say-
  C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
 
'Bout a thing, no
 F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
 
'Bout a thing, no
  Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
   G
I got your back
 
Chorus:
            C
I'm taking taekwondo
 
If people mess with you
                       F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                             Am
I got the situation under control
                             G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
 

                            C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
            F
You're my number one
                     Am
I got your back for sure
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
 
Verse 2:
   C
I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
   F
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
  Am                                                          G
I harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets   -wouaaaooo  wouaaaoo-
 
-Say, I say-
  C
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
 
'Bout a thing, no
 F
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing
 
'Bout a thing, no
  Am
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
   G
I got your back
 
Chorus:
           C
I'm taking taekwondo
 
If people mess with you
          F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
                          C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
 
If people mess with you
          F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                     Am
I got the situation under control
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
 

                        C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
          F
You're my number one
                    Am
I got your back for sure
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau

-Say, I say-
 
Bridge:
C
Imma break it down in the rap part
F
'Cause you're my half heart
 
The poem in my hallmark
Am
Cardiac arrest will hit the chest
G
Of any man with willingness to mess with my mistress
C
I will throw a kick to your voice box
F
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Am
Any tough chap who wants a death scrap
               G
Will be lying flat on their back in a dirt nap
 
Chorus:
            C
I'm taking taekwondo
 
If people mess with you
     F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                    Am
I got the situation under control
                             G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
                          C
I say, I say, I'm taking taekwondo
 
If people mess with you
                      F
I'll kick 'em with my toe
                          Am
I got the situation under control
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
 

               C
I said, 'cause you're my number one
          F
You're my number one
           Am
I got your back for sure
                              G
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
-Say, I say-
 
Outro:
C  F  Am  G
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