Intro:
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   Fmaj7 G Am G

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I'll blame the mono I got freshman year
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And I'll blame the dropping out all on my bright and burgeoning career
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Though I've been worried tired for almost 10 years straight
G                Fmaj                          G                                Am      G
Now I've got time to sit home alone and sing praise of the world I often hate


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And I haven't felt right since that day
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I met him publicly, he told me I was safe
Fmaj7                           G
But what's lost if I've never changed?
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And what he did to me is just another diddy I can play

Interlude:
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   Ahhhhhhhh x2

Fmaj7             G                   Am                                       G
I don't know why I don't wanna get better, I wanna stay the same
Fmaj7            G             Am                                      G
And I say that I'll figure it out once all of my songs are sang
G          Fmaj7           G                 Am                              G
Oh no, and I don't know why I don't wanna get better, I wanna stay the same
Fmaj7             G                 Am                         G
And I say that I'll figure it out once all of my songs are sang


Fmaj7             G                   Am                                       G
I don't know why I don't wanna get better, I wanna stay the same
Fmaj7            G             Am                                      G
And I say that I'll figure it out once all of my songs are sang
G           Fmaj7          G                 Am                              G
Oh no, and I don't know why I don't wanna get better, I wanna stay the same
Fmaj7             G                 Am                         G
And I say that I'll figure it out once all of my songs are sang

Outro -x4-: Fmaj7 G Am G