Intro: Eb Fm Eb Fm

Verse 1:
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Angels smoking cigarettes on rooftops in fishnets in the
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Morning with the moon still glowing
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And here comes Jesus in an Astrovan rolling down the strip again
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He's stoned while Jerry plays

Chorus:
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He said life ain't ever what it seems
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These dreams are more than paper things
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But it's alright mama you're afraid
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I'll be poor along the way
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But I don't wanna see those tears again
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You know, Jesus drives an Astrovan
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Yes, he does -I say, "whoooooooo"-

Verse 2:
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And in my heart there's a holy ghost writhing on the floor from an overdose
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You know the best ones never come down
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So if I love at the tip of my toes reaching out for the great unknown
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Every addict has illusions

Chorus:
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Life ain't ever what it seems
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These dreams are more than paper things
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And it's alright mama you're afraid
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I'll be poor along the way
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But I don't wanna see those tears again
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You know Jesus drives an Astrovan
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Yes, he does -I say, "whoooooooo-  
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     -it's true... yeah-

Bridge:
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And when I see those angels on the roof I know I've made it when my
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Doobie smoking Jesus puts my name up on his guestlist
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He said son you're famous in heaven
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Maybe you're famous in heaven
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And maybe there is no heaven
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And maybe we're all along together now
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And I don't wanna see those tears again
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You know Jesus drives an Astrovan

Outro: Eb Fm Eb Fm

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And I don't wanna see those tears again
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You know Jesus drives an Astrovan