Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
         Abm                   Gb
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                  (nc)
Why's it taste so sweet?

Verse:
        B                Dbm7
I went cocaine to Cola, straight to bottled water
        E
I went diesel to electric, but the globe is gettin' hotter
        B                           Dbm
I can't even watch xxxx 'cause it's bad for my wrist
        E
And if liquor's so evil, why's it stoppin' the twitch?

        B                 Dbm
I went dairy to almonds, straight to bein' vegan
             E
'Cause they told me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'
        B                                    Dbm
I can't even shop at Walmart 'cause they're callin' 'em crooks
             E                                  Gb
And I would love to read about it, but they're bannin' the books

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
         Abm                   Gb
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                  (nc)
Why's it taste so sweet?

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
       Abm                          Gb
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                   E      B    Gb
Why's it taste so sweet?

          E    B    Gb   Gb
Taste so swee-eet

Verse:
           B
Went from stripper to girlfriend
 Dbm
Straight to bein' single
        E
Now my mom is disappointed

Set me up on Christian Mingle

 B               Dbm
Video games are killin' my brain cells
 E
All the fun jobs don't even pay well

 B
xxxx (Well, xxxx)
  Dbm
Okay (Okay)
     E                   Gb
The internet says we're xxxxxx anyway

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
         Abm                   Gb
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad

Why's it taste so sweet?

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
       Abm                          Gb
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                   E      B    Gb
Why's it taste so sweet?

          E    B    Gb   Gb
Taste so swee-eet

Outro:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
       Abm                         Gb
Why do all the best drugs keep on killin' my friends?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
(nc)
Why's it taste so sweet?
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