Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
         Abm                   Gb
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                  (nc)
Why's it taste so sweet?

Verse:
        B                Dbm7
I went cocaine to Cola, straight to bottled water
        E
I went diesel to electric, but the globe is gettin' hotter
        B                           Dbm
I can't even watch xxxx 'cause it's bad for my wrist
        E
And if liquor's so evil, why's it stoppin' the twitch?

        B                 Dbm
I went dairy to almonds, straight to bein' vegan
             E
'Cause they told me it was murder and I don't like the beefin'
        B                                    Dbm
I can't even shop at Walmart 'cause they're callin' 'em crooks
             E                                  Gb
And I would love to read about it, but they're bannin' the books

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
         Abm                   Gb
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                  (nc)
Why's it taste so sweet?

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
       Abm                          Gb
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                   E      B    Gb
Why's it taste so sweet?

          E    B    Gb   Gb
Taste so swee-eet

Verse:
           B
Went from stripper to girlfriend
 Dbm
Straight to bein' single
        E
Now my mom is disappointed

Set me up on Christian Mingle

 B               Dbm
Video games are killin' my brain cells
 E
All the fun jobs don't even pay well

 B
xxxx (Well, xxxx)
  Dbm
Okay (Okay)
     E                   Gb
The internet says we're xxxxxx anyway

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
         Abm                   Gb
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad

Why's it taste so sweet?

Chorus:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
       Abm                          Gb
Why do all the best drugs leave me shakin' in bed?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
                   E      B    Gb
Why's it taste so sweet?

          E    B    Gb   Gb
Taste so swee-eet

Outro:
      E
If I like it, I'm in trouble
      B
If I love it, I'm dead
       Abm                         Gb
Why do all the best drugs keep on killin' my friends?

       E
If it thrills me, it'll kill me
        B
Put me six feet deep
        Gb
If the apple's so bad
(nc)
Why's it taste so sweet?
 Aransemen ini adalah interpretasi pribadi dari kontributornya, dibagikan untuk studi pribadi, edukasi, dan penggunaan non-komersial. Lagu, lirik, dan musik yang mendasarinya tetap menjadi milik pemegang hak ciptanya. Untuk meminta penghapusan, lihat Pernyataan Hukum.