Intro:
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Verse 1:
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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
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Scheherezade had a thousand tales
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But master you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves
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You got a brand of magic never fails
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You got some power in your corner now
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Some heavy ammunition in your camp
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You got some punch pizzazz yahoo and how
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See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And then I'll say

Chorus:
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Mister man:, what's your name? Whatever!
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What will your pleasure be
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Let me take your order, I'll
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Jot it down
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You ain't never had a friend like me
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   Life is your restaurant
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And I'm your maitre d'
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Come whisper to me whatever it is you want
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You ain't never had a friend like me

Verse 2:
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We pride ourselves on service
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You the boss
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The king the shah
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Say what you wish, it's yours to dish
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How about a little more Baklava
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   Have some of column A
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Try all of column B
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I'm in the mood to help you dude
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You ain't never had a friend like me

Instrumental:
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Bridge:
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Can your friends do this
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Do your friends do that
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Do your friends pull this
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outta they little hat
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Can your friends go

Instrumental:
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I'm the genie of the lamp
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I can sing, rap, dance if you give me a chance

Verse 3:
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   Don't sit there buggy eyed
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I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
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You got me bona fide  certified
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You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
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I got a powerful urge to help you out
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So whatcha wish I really wanna know
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You got a list that's three miles long no doubt
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Well all you gotta do is rub like so and oh

Bridge:
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  Mister Aladdin: sir, one wish or two or three
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Well I'm on the job you big nabob
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You ain't never had a friend never had a friend, you ain't
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never had a friend never had a friend, you ain't
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Never -ever- had a -had a- friend -friend- like -like-

Outro:
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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You ain't never had a friend like me!