Repeat through Verses:
C F
xA|-------3----|-------3----|
xE|-------0----|--1----1----|
xC|--0---------|------------|
xG|-----0---0--|-----2---2--|
Verse:
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Chorus:
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Chorus:
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus:
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Verse:
Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
'I wonder what's this red button do'
Chorus:
C Em Am C
Dumb ways to die
F D G F
So many dumb ways to die
C Em Am Em
Dumb ways to die
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
Bridge:
F G C Fmaj7 F G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F G C Fmaj7 F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
G Am
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G Am G
Run across the tracks between the platforms
F G
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
Outro:
C Em Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C Em Am Em
The dumbest ways to die
C Em Am Em
The dumbest ways to die...
F
So many dumb
F G C
So many dumb ways to die
