D              Em             
  Last night I told you I loved you
G
  Woke up blamed it on the vodka 
D               Em          
  I genuinely thought I was dying 
G
  And I could see that smile you were hiding 
D               Em
  Last night I told you I need you 
G
  That's the last time I drink tequila 
D                      Em
  Super lemon and his physic salt kit 
G
  I start crying and verbally assaulting 
D              Em
  Last night I asked you to marry me 
G
  That's when I remembered the brandy 
D                        Em
  I wake up and claim I didn't say it 
G
  Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas 


   D                     A
  Wish I could stop and I'm not joking 
   Bm                    G
  Drinking too much and socially smoking 
   D                      A
  Wish I could stop and start to behave
            Bm
  And then wake up in the morning 
       G
  And never miss a day again

 
D               Em
  Last night I called you a loser 
G
  I think that was after flaming sambuca 
D                   Em
  I shouted at you "do me a favor" 
G
  And that's when I fell off the pavement 


   D                     A
  Wish I could stop and I'm not joking 
   Bm                    G
  Drinking too much and socially smoking 
   D                      A
  Wish I could stop and start to behave
            Bm
  And then wake up in the morning 
       G
  And never miss a day again
 

   D                               Em    
  Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth 
   G
  Wake up in the morning and be in my own house 
  D                     Em
  Do one last shot and know when to stop 
 G    
  No more photo's on facebook of me doing the robot 
   D                              Em
  Know when to leave and when to lock my front door 
        G    
  Stop waking up in cheese and in a bed full of people 
   D                             Em 
  Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend 
         G
  But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I 


          D                A  
  Wish I could stop cause I'm not joking 
           Bm                   G
  I love drinking too much and socially smoking 
   D                   A
  Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen
  Bm              G 
  And hey I just missed another day again

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