Intro: D Bm

Chorus:
-nc-       D
This ain't Texas -Woo-, ain't no hold 'em -Hey-

So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus -Woo- and throw your keys up -Hey-
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round -Stick around-

Post-Chorus:
            A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       -nc-
Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo, ha-

Verse 1:
-nc-            D
   There's a tornado -There's a tornado- in my city -In my city-

Hit the basement -Hit the basement-, that xxxx ain't pretty -xxxx ain't pretty-
       G
Rugged whiskey -Rugged whiskey- 'cause we survivin' -'Cause we survivin'-
            D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Pre-Chorus:
Bm     D      G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
   D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm            G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left
     D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

Chorus:
-nc-       D
This ain't Texas -Woo-, ain't no hold 'em -Hey-

So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus -Woo- and throw your keys up -Hey-
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round -Stick around-

Post-Chorus:
            A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       -nc-
Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo-

            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
     G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       -nc-
Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo-

Bridge:
D
            Woo-hoo
D
            Woo-hoo
G
            Woo-hoo
D

Verse 2:
-nc-      D
There's a heatwave -There's a heatwave- coming at us -Coming at us-

Too hot to think straight -Too hot to think straight-, too cold to panic -Too cold to panic-
           G
All of the problems just feel dramatic -Just feel dramatic-
          D
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah

Pre-Chorus:
Bm     D      G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
   D
We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Bm                G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left
     D
Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind

Chorus:
-nc-       D
This ain't Texas -Woo-, ain't no hold 'em -Hey-

So lay your cards down, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus -Woo- and throw your keys up -Hey-
       D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round -Stick around-

Post-Chorus:
            A
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                       -nc-
Don't be a xxxxx, come take it to the floor now -Woo-

        A
I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu
     G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
       D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
                 -nc-                      Bm
Don't be a, come take it to the floor now -ooh-

Outro:
Em7                             Bm
      Take it to the floor now, ooh

Hoops, spurs, boots
Em7               Bm
To the floor now, ooh
                       Em7
Tuck, back, oops -Ooh, ooh, ooh-
Bm
Shoot
Em7                            Bm
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
            Em7                           Bm
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
      Em7                              Bm
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too
      Em7           Bm                           -nc-
Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot