Verse 1:
           E
I used to smoke like a chimney
 
Never took a vitamin in my life
  B
I abused my kidneys
 
Knew I had two, so I didn't think twice
  E
Never ate breakfast
 
Then I'd get stoned and eat too much
      B
I was kind of reckless
 
'Til I fell in love
 
Chorus:
       E
Now I call my doctor every day
 
Since I met you, something in me's changed
 B
Second that you called me yours
 
I had something worth living for
          E
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
 
If I die, I'll never get you back
  B
You made me a hypochondriac

Instrumental: E    B
 
Verse 2:
            E
I used to drink like a sailor
 
If I had a weird pain I'd say a prayer
         B
Used to need an inhaler
 
Any time I went up a flight of stairs
         E
I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now
                                                  B
But you gave me something to think about all the time
 
Glad I made you mine
 
Chorus:
       E
Now I call my doctor every day
 
Since I met you, something in me's changed
 B
Second that you called me yours
 
I had something worth living for
          E
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
 
If I die, I'll never get you back
  B
You made me a hypochondriac
 
Instrumental: E    B
 
Bridge:
         E
I'm not sayin' I'm perfect now
 
But you gave me something to think about
 
Chorus:
       E
Now I call my doctor every day
 
Since I met you, something in me's changed
 B
Second that you called me yours
 
I had something worth living for
          E
Now I'm scared of planes and heart attacks
 
If I die, I'll never get you back
  B
You made me a hypochondriac
 
Outro: E    B
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