Verse 1:
Dm
Once there was a girl
          F
Who had a very xxxx dream
                C
The kind they'd have in movie scenes
                     Dm
The kind that's rated R.
    Dm
And once there was a boy
          F
Who had a hell of a physique
              C
The kind they put in magazines
                        Dm
And it really turned me on.

Pre-chorus:
           Dm
It's so hypnotic, hypnotic
                     F
The way he moves his body, his body

The way he's got me
G
Pining and climbing the walls of my flat
G
Clutching my pearls at the thought of his abs

Chorus:
Dm   C   Bb
H-   h  -heaven
  C   F
H-h--help me
         C
When he struts into the room
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
      C   Bb
Can't a  girl be
             C    F
Young, dumb, and  horny?
         C
God, I'm acting like a fool
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (Uh-huh)

Verse 2:
          Dm
Under the glittery flights
          F
Emerges a perfect silhouette
           C
Wish I was dripping in sweat
             Dm
Oh, it won't be long (Ooh)

Pre-chorus:
          Dm
And to be honest, be honest
                    F
I'm tempted to jump on it, jump on it

Oh, please could someone
G
Pass me a knife for the tension between us?

Clutching my pearls at the thought of his— personality

Chorus:
Dm   C   Bb
H-   h  -heaven
  C   F
H-h--help me
         C
When he struts into the room
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
      C   Bb
Can't a  girl be
             C    F
Young, dumb, and  horny?
         C
God, I'm acting like a fool
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (Uh-huh)

Bridge:
Dm
 Alright so, here I am

Sitting around in a leopard print gown

Wondering what it is you're wearing now
Dm
Picking the petals off all of the flowers

I pray thee will join me when I take a shower

Chorus:
Dm   C   Bb
H-   h  -heaven
  C   F
H-h--help me
         C
When he struts into the room
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
      C   Bb
Can't a  girl be
             C    F
Young, dumb, and  horny?
         C
God, I'm acting like a fool
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (Uh-huh)

Post-chorus:
Bb              C      F
  (Young, dumb, and  horny)
         C
God, I'm acting like a fool
                  Dm
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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