Intro:
   A
   E5 D5 E5 D5
   Esus4   D9

Verse 1:
A              A     Gb
I met him in a crowded room
             A            A        Gb
Where people go to drink away their gloom
Bm7                Dbm7 D        A          D         A
He sat me down and so began, the story of a charmless man
A            A     Gb                 A               A     Gb
Educated the expensive way, he knows his claret from his beaujolais
             Bm7                Dbm7 D   E
I think he's like to have been Ronnie Kray
           A            D             A
But then nature didn't make him that way
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na

Chorus:
 A
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Dbm7   Bm7            Dbm7    Bm7
Will protect him that we will respect him
 A
He moves in circles of friends
                      Dbm7    Bm7
Who just pretend that they like him


   Dbm7   Bm7                          Esus4
He does the same to them, And when you put it all together
            D9                    A
There's the model of a charmless man

Interlude:
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na

Verse 2:
             A            A         Gb
He knows the swingers and their calvarly
             A        A            Gb
Says he can get in anywhere for free
Bm7        Dbm7  D          E
I began to go a little cross eyed
A                                  D       A
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

Chorus:
              A
He talks at speeds he gets nosebleeds
                   Dbm7
He doesn't see his days
Bm7             Dbm7  Bm7
Are tumbling down upon him
              A
And yet he tries so hard to please
                      Dbm7    Bm7
He's just so keen for you to listen
      Dbm7          Bm7
But no one is listening
             Esus4
And when you put it all together
             D9            A
There's the model of a charmless man

Solo:
   A        A         Gb
   A        A         Gb
   Bm7  Dbm7  D  E
   A   D  A

Chorus:
 A
He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares
Dbm7   Bm7            Dbm7    Bm7
Will protect him that we will respect him
                      Dbm7    Bm7
He's just so keen for you to listen
      Dbm7          Bm7
But no one is listening
             Esus4
And when you put it all together
             D9            A
There's the model of a charmless man

Outro:
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na
A        A         Gb
Na na na na na na na
A Ab G
Na na na na na na
Gb F E
Na na na na na na
C               A
Na na na na na na
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