Verse 1:
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I got a dog and my dog can dance
Bm           D          G             Em
Just not in public and not with my friends
D        Gbm       G           D
I got a girl and she's twenty-eight
Bm          D           G             D
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eight grade


D         Gbm       G           D
I know a kid that you've never met
    Bm        D             G           Em
His dad is a rockstar, we smoked in his van
D          Gbm      G         D
I know a trick, do you wanna see?
Bm        D            G            D
I can be anything that I pretend to be

Chorus:
G                      
  We'll get out of this
D           Gbm
  We'll get out of this too
G                      
  I'm not proud of this
D               Gbm
  But I'm not proud of the truth
G                           
  And if you'll run away from me
D           Gbm              G
  Then I'll use my trick on you
      Em  Gbm  G      D
The truth is that I'm screwed

Interlude:
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   Bm  D    G  Em

Verse 2:
D           Gbm       G             D
I went to France and danced in the rain
     Bm            D      G            Em
And told you all about it on our first date
    D           Gbm     G               D
My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad
        Bm          D             G      
'Cause you fell in love with the me that 
          D
Went to France

Chorus:
G                      
  We'll get out of this
D           Gbm
  We'll get out of this too
G                      
  I'm not proud of this
D               Gbm
  But I'm not proud of the truth
G                           
  And if you'll run away from me, 
D           Gbm              G
  Then I'll use my trick on you
      Em  Gbm  G        D
The truth is that we're screwed

Interlude:
   D   Gbm  G  D
   Bm  D    G  Em  D


G           
  We'll get out of this
D          Gbm
 'Cause I love you, I do
G          
  We'll get out of this
D          Gbm
 'Cause I love you, it's true
G                  
  But if you're doubting this
D           Gbm
  If you're doubting that I do
     Em Gbm G         D
Then oh my God I'm screwed  Ten aranż to własna interpretacja jego autora, udostępniona do prywatnej nauki, edukacji i użytku niekomercyjnego. Sama piosenka, tekst i muzyka pozostają własnością ich posiadaczy praw autorskich. Żeby poprosić o usunięcie, zobacz Nota prawna.