Intro:
   Fm C Db C
   Fm C Db C

Verse 1:
     Fm                         C
This cordially inviting lure is sure to let you down
     Db
This bittersweet bait has a heartbreak waiting
    C
And ain’t no fish gonna drown
    Fm                                C
And if you cry “Alright, I’ll bite, I just need a light snack”
       Db
You’re rooked, line-swingers’ got you hook-line-sinker
    C
And ain’t gonna throw you back

Chorus 1:
Fm                   C
Wading in the water, waiting for a slaughter
Fm                      C
Even xxxxxxx sharks are somebody’s daughters
Fm                     C
Lock ‘em up, fathers, ‘cause I’m goin’ fishing
Fm
This’ll be efficient
     C
Haha, isn't she Christian?
Fm                         C
Diggin’ up the dirt for an earthworm, churning up
Fm                   C
Her net worth is her purpose: Turning Up
Fm                         C
Sure enough: Certain of my unhinged, foolish
Fm             C
1 fish 2 fish, black and blue xxxxx

Bridge:
   Fm Cm C Fm Cm Cm    Bbm
   Fm CM C Fm Cm Bbm
   Fm C Db C

Verse 2:
     Fm                                      C
It’s more than xxxxxx would bargain for, but lord it’s nicely priced
          Db                              C
You’re an organ donor for the cure waking up in a tub of ice
       Fm                                               C
But at least that baby fat’s gone like a memory, you’ve lost weight overnight
        Db
But you slip on your own peel, get a grip
    C
And clamp and lever and screw and vice

Chorus 2:
Fm                      C                        Fm               C
Itches come and go, but never slow, did you know Aboriginals used every bit of buffalo?
Fm                  C                     Fm
Opportunities, they oughtta be chased and tasted, never wasted. Maybe wasted
                      Cm
Mousetraps crack down on a blacked out rat
Fm
How does that sound?
C                   Fm
Cheese or an intact back?
                  Cm
The better of the two’s up to you
Fm                  C
It’s 1 fish 2 fish, me or you, xxxxx

Bridge:
   Fm Cm C Fm Cm Cm    Bbm
   Fm Cm C Fm Cm Bbm

Solo:
(time signature alternates between 6/4 and 5/4 every bar)

Interlude:
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm
   Fm C Fm

Bridge:
   Fm Cm C Fm Cm Cm    Bbm
   Fm CM C Fm Cm Bbm

Outro:
Fm
Da da da, da-da da dadadadada
C
Da da da, da da dadadadada
Db
Da da da, da da dadadadada
C
Da da da, da da dadadadada
Fm
Da da da, da da dadadadada
C
Da da da, da da dadadadada
Db
Da da da, da da dadadadada
C                      Fm
Da da da, dra da da da da
 Dit arrangement is de eigen interpretatie van de inzender, gedeeld voor privéstudie, educatie en niet-commercieel gebruik. Het onderliggende nummer, de songtekst en de muziek blijven eigendom van hun rechthebbenden. Om verwijdering aan te vragen, zie Juridische verklaring.