Intro:
   Csus2 Gm Eb F
   A G Csus2 Gm
   Eb F A G

Chorus:
Csus2      Gm
Stop me, oh stop me
Eb                           F
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Csus2      Gm
Stop me, oh stop me
Eb                           F
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before

Verse 1:
Csus2        Gm                 Eb                    F
Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh I still love you
       Csus2          Gm                  Eb          F
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Interlude -x2-: Ab Cm7

Verse 2:
Csus2                Gm
I was delayed, I was way-laid
Eb                                F
An emergency stop, I smelled the last ten seconds of life
Csus2                   Gm
I crashed down on the crossbar
Eb                                 F                     Csus2
And the pain was enough to make a shy bald buddhist reflect
                Gm
And plan a mass murder
    Eb                 F
Who said I'd lied to her?
   Csus2                       Gm
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never, I never
Eb                           F
Who said I'd lied because I never?

Interlude -x2-: Ab Cm7

Verse 3:
Csus2                 Gm
I was detained, I was restrained
           Eb                                    F
I broke my spleen and broke my knee and then he really lays into me
Csus2           Gm
Friday night in outpatients
Eb                     F
Who said I'd lied to her?
    Csus2                     Gm
Oh, who said I lied because I never, I never
Eb                           F
Who said I'd lied because I never?
    Csus2                Gm
And so I drank one it became four
           Eb                         F
And when I fell on the floor I drank more

Interlude -x2-: Ab Cm7

Chorus:
Csus2      Gm
Stop me, oh stop me
Eb                           F
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Csus2      Gm
Stop me, oh stop me
Eb                           F
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Csus2        Gm                 Eb                    F
Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh I still love you
       Csus2          Gm                  Eb          F
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Outro:
   Csus2 Gm Eb F -x3-
   A G G7