Intro:
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   B

Verse 1:
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Your sister thinks that I'm a freak
Gb          Bb           Ebm                B
She's been ignoring my calls, we haven't spoken in a week
Gb        Bb                  Ebm
I get so drunk that I can't speak
B                              Db
Yeah, nothing's working and our future's looking bleak and I say

Chorus:
Gb         Bb
Woooooooo ooooooooh
B                                Gb               Db
Three beers and I'm so messed up, get drunk and I can't shut up
Gb         Bb 
Woooooooo ooooooooh
Ebm                                Gb                 Db
She says that I drink too much, I'm xxxxed up and she hates my guts
B
              She says that I need to grow up

Interlude -x2-: Gb Bb Ebm

Verse 2:
Gb           Bb            Ebm
I'm driving fast to get away
Gb      Bb         Eb          B
Doing 180 on the Don Valley Parkway
Gb            Bb          Ebm
Yeah, I'd be better off dead
B                          Db
I don't give a xxxx, I just don't wanna die and I don't want to live, I said

Chorus:
Gb         Bb
Woooooooo ooooooooh
B                                Gb               Db
Three beers and I'm so messed up, get drunk and I can't shut up
Gb         Bb 
Woooooooo ooooooooh
Ebm                                Gb                 Db
She says that I drink too much, I'm xxxxed up and she hates my guts
B
              She says that I need to grow up

Interlude:
   Gb Gb B Gb
   Gb Gb B

Bridge:
B                  Gb
I'll drink 'til I'm - staring at the ceiling!
B                Gb
I'll be just fine - I'm numb and losing feeling!
B                Gb    Db
I can't tell lies - anymore!

Chorus:
Gb         Bb
Woooooooo ooooooooh
B                                Gb               Db
Three beers and I'm so messed up, get drunk and I can't shut up
Gb         Bb 
Woooooooo ooooooooh
Ebm                                Gb                 Db
She says that I drink too much, I'm xxxxed up and she hates my guts
Gb         Bb 
Woooooooo ooooooooh
Ebm                        Gb                   Db
I just don't know what to do, I'm still xxxxed up over you
Gb         Bb 
Woooooooo ooooooooh
Ebm                              Gb        Db         B
She says that I drink too much, Hawaiian red fruit punch!

She says I need to grow up
Gb