Intro:
(nc)
One, two, three, four

Interlude: Eb Cm

Verse 1:
    Eb
I'm pretty like my mother now
    Cm
I'm pretty just like you
    Eb
I'm pretty like my mother now
                    Cm                Fm
And all the men are cruel, they're so ugly, so rude
  Bb
I don't know what to do
            Fm              Bb
I'm finally pretty, but so pretty for who?

Chorus:
  Eb          G           Cm Cm  Ab
A beautiful woman in your kitchen
   Eb                  G     Cm Cm Cm Fm
Is every friend you've ever had
      Eb           G        Cm Cm
She's holding your hand at recess
      Eb            G         Ab Bb
She's making it all not so bad
Eb               G             Cm Cm Ab
Driving down the road to forever
        Eb            G            Cm Fm
And he's reading the directions aloud
    Eb       G           Cm       Ab
And I always knew that dogs can't read
   Eb             G             Ab C7
So how did I just figure this out?

Interlude: Ab

Verse 2:
    Eb
I'm pretty like a woman now
    Cm
I'm pretty like a seal
    Eb
I'm pretty like an animal
    Cm
And men are so unreal
       Fm            Bb      Fm              Bb (nc)
I'm so happy, so sad look at everything I've had
(nc)     Fm            Bb (nc)
All this time, all along
(nc)        Fm            Bb
It feels so good and so bad

Chorus:
  Eb          G              Cm Cm  Ab
A beautiful woman at the grocery store
   Eb           G           Cm Cm Cm Ab
Is another unbelievable world
         Eb          G              Cm Cm Cm Ab
She's an ocean of horror and suffering
        Eb          G           Ab Bb
She's a timeline of various girls
Eb               G            Cm Cm  Ab
Driving down the road to forever
        Eb              G            Cm Cm  Ab
And I'm asking if we're gonna be okay
  Eb           G            Cm
I look to the right and the dog
          Ab
xxxxx his head, oh
 Eb          G             Cm
What did I expect him to say?

Interlude: (nc)

Bridge:
(nc)      Cm                   B
I guess I cry for a living now
B                 Cm       B  Cm
I must be doing a good job
          Cm
I guess I cry for a living now
(nc)
I must be doing a pretty good job

Chorus:
  Eb          G                              Cm  Cm            Ab
A beautiful woman in your kitchen (I guess I cry for a living now)
         Eb            G                                Cm Cm Fm
Is every friend you've ever had (I must be doing a good job)
      Eb           G         Cm Cm
She's holding your hand at recess (I guess I cry for a living now)
      Eb            G                              Ab          Bb
She's making it all not so bad (I must be doing a pretty good job)
Eb               G                          Cm        Ab
Driving down the road to forever (I guess I cry for a living now)
         Eb            G           Cm                         Cm Fm
And he's reading the directions aloud (I must be doing a good job)
     Eb       G         Cm         Ab
Said I always knew that dogs can't read (I guess I cry for a living now)
    Eb            G             Ab
So how did I just figure this out? (I must be doing a pretty good job)
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