Verse 1:
E                          Dbm
Lived on your razor's edge for about a year or so
A                         B
I came out seeing things, I came out barely alive
E                        Dbm
And now I roam my room, wince at the thought of you
A                                     B
How you caught me and you're probably doing it again

Pre-chorus:
    Dbm
Oh, right now, in a dive bar, with a girl so pink
             B
Tell her you never really do this

Chorus:
         B               A                         B
And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive
                      Dbm
And she's eating it up until the very last call
                     A                      B
She thinks you're so magic, it's xxxxxxx barbaric
                     Dbm                             E
If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall
                      A               B
I wish you'd never happened, never happened
                      Dbm
I wish you'd never happened

Verse 2:
E                     Dbm
I kept your promises until they all grew teeth
A                          B
Gave me these secret scars I'll probably take to my grave
E                         Dbm
Meanwhile you swan around and hunt the college towns
A                                                  B
Are you out there? Bet you're out there and you're doing it again

Pre-chorus:
    Dbm
Oh, right now, in a jazz club, with a girl who blinks
             B
Tell her you never really do this

Chorus:
         B               A                        B
And you only drink old fashioneds and it's so attractive
                      Dbm
And she's eating it up until the very last call
                     A                      B
She thinks you're so magic, it's xxxxxxx barbaric
                     Dbm                             E
If I could take your glass, I'd throw it hard at the wall
                      A               B
I wish you'd never happened, never happened
                      Dbm
I wish you'd never happened
          A                           B
Never happened, I wish you'd never happened
                       Dbm
I wish you'd never happened

Bridge:
       B
You'll find her new, barely a wisdom tooth
             E
And make her think that you can fly
              B
It's all just one pathetic, devastating lie

Chorus:
B                     A                               B
Go drink your old fashioned, you think you're so attractive
                     Dbm                        Dbm
With your leather jacket and your conman drawl
                       A                      B
She thinks you're so magic, I know you're barbaric
                  Dbm                           (nc)
I wish your awful hands had never had me at all
                   A                    B
You are a false prophet and a fool's promise
                    Dbm
One taste of bitter orange and my skin will crawl
                       A                          B
You drink your old fashioned, you have 'em all laughing
                       Dbm                             E
Wish I could take your glass and throw it hard at the wall
                  A
I wish you'd never happened
 Dit arrangement is de eigen interpretatie van de inzender, gedeeld voor privéstudie, educatie en niet-commercieel gebruik. Het onderliggende nummer, de songtekst en de muziek blijven eigendom van hun rechthebbenden. Om verwijdering aan te vragen, zie Juridische verklaring.