Intro:
G                                 Bm
I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29
                                        D          A
You think I'm lying but I'm, I'm  being  dead serious
                   Bm    D    A
Okay, I'll prove it
 
Verse:
                    Bm
Well, who am I? I'm  almost 25
      D                           A
Can't remember half the time that I've been alive
                              Bm
'Cause half was in a cheap apartment
                    D               A
And half was on the Eastside (Eastside)
                                        Bm
They said don't meet your heroes, they're all xxxxxx' weirdos
                                 A
And God knows that they were right
                               Bm
Because nobody loves you, they just try to xxxx you
     A
Then put you on a feature on the B-Side
                              Bm
And who do you call when it's late at night?
         D                              A
When the headlines just don't paint the picture right
                               Bm
When you look at yourself on a screen and say
        D                         A
"Oh my God, there's no way that's me"
                            Bm
And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried
      D                            A
And I bought another house, and I never go outside
                              Bm
And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit
       D         A
Well, she told me
                                        Bm
She said, "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die
                         D           A
'Cause we need you," and honestly, I think that she lied
                                   Bm
And I remember the names of every single kid I've met
                      D                A
But I forget half the people who I've gotten in bed
                                  Bm
And I've stared at the sky in Milwaukee
                                           A
And hoped that my father would finally call me
                                     Bm
And it's just these things that I'm thinkin' for hours
        A
And I'm pickin' my hair out in clumps in the shower
                               Bm
Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder
           D                          A
But then I realize that I'm no higher power
                                    Bm
That I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now
        D                       A
And I'm so happy I figured that out
                                 Bm
I've got a long way to go until self-preservation
                                A
Think my moral compass is on a vacation
                                    Bm
And I can't believe I still feed my xxxxxxx temptation
                             A
I'm still looking for my salvation
 
Chorus:
         Bm                      A
Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
          Bm          D                       A             Bm
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
          D       A
Watch the minutes go
          Bm          D                       A
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
 
Interlude:
  Bm                                                                A
I think I have a confession to make, I feel like (So we know you don't)
                                        A
I need to say that I was really born at 9:26
Bm                               D
I saw my birth certificate, and I'm a liar
A
And I'm a xxxxxxx liar
 
Outro:
(nc)
Soft and slow, watch the minutes go
(nc)
Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself
 Dit arrangement is de eigen interpretatie van de inzender, gedeeld voor privéstudie, educatie en niet-commercieel gebruik. Het onderliggende nummer, de songtekst en de muziek blijven eigendom van hun rechthebbenden. Om verwijdering aan te vragen, zie Juridische verklaring.