Verse 1:
 F
Getting bored of Walls 2
                          Dm
I should find a new minigame
 
October, 2013 saw the game and I thought
  Bb
Oh my god, the xxxx is this
 
So many OP kits
 C7sus4                   C
But I guess I'll play a game
 
Verse 2:
 F
Horsetamers everywhere
                            Dm
Dominating winter all day long
 
Everybody's kit's the same
 
Because it is so damn strong
 Bb
but hey, I can survive
 
I get better ping here than to the Hive
 C
Teams and hackers everywhere,
  Bb                             C
but nobody plays blitz to be fair
 
Chorus:
 F
So I'll keep on playing
                     Dm
And get horsetamer six
 
My horse is fast but stupid
                       Gm
And I will call it Brick
 
Toxicologist gets added
                         Bb
With a level 5 stone sword
 
Keep going with a single dream that
                          F
One day I’ll be leaderboards
 F
Gonna join another map
                          Dm
But I know it’s all in vain
 
Trying to earn some coins
                         Gm
But it’s not worth the pain
 
Got a long list of level 7's
                             Bb
No high level kits I've gained
                                Bb
Keep getting rogue’d in deathmatch
  (nc)                       F
But that's just the game
 
Verse 3:
 F
Hypixel, gets a new host
                      Dm
I will miss you 30 ping
 
Now it’s on, the east coast
 
But now I only want one thing
 Bb
To get, the youtube rank
 
What the xxxx it’s 30k subs
 C7sus4                 C
And I join the Elite team
 
Verse 4:
 F
Screaming, crying, horse users
                           Dm
As we nerf their kit to bits
 
Don’t worry, toxic’s next
 
We’ll completely revamp blitz
 Bb
Make it, a whole new game
 
While I try, and rise to fame
  C
I’ll make for, myself a name
 Bb                                               C
When I’m done here this game will never be the same
 
Chorus:
 F
So I release my first montage
                   Dm
Become a rising star
 
People blame my hit detection
                  Gm
Because of my 5 bar
                                               Bb
But it was the first of many, and I buy armorer 10
 
People blame thorns constantly but
 
I still make one again
 F
I name it Unexpected
                    Dm
Later I release Life
 
My personal favorite
                       Gm
Flawlesses left and right
 
But Blitz has some new problems
                       Bb
And this one’s pretty dumb
                       Bb
Only one map ever fills up
        (nc)
Why is it Caelum?
 
Bridge:
 F
Remove Caelum and replace it with v2
 
But it’s still half the things people queue
 F
So many teams the forums explode
 F   (nc)
So we release an update: team mode
 
Chorus:
 F
That was my last move
                         Dm
And I leave the Elite Team
 
People ask me why but
                      Gm
I must follow my dreams
 
So I guess that marks the end of
 Bb
My whole 9 month regime
 
But I’m telling you the game is
 
Better off than it seems
 F
So that was Blitz
                    Dm
It’s been over a year
 
Nowadays there’s nothing
                       Gm
But lots of diamond gear
 Bb
There’s five scouts in each round
 
It’s getting quite insane
                      Bb
I keep getting janitored but
 (nc)
That’s just the game
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