Intro: C D C D
 
Verse:
C
This is it, The day I've been waiting for
Gm7
Wishing, hoping, working, and praying for
    F                   Fmaj7             C
The day my parents have been delaying for years
(nc)
Ooh, I’m gonna sell some cookies
 

     C
It's not their fault that they're overprotective
      C7  
I was born with arrhythmia, My heart is defective
    Fmaj7                                        C
Only take one shock and I could be dead from the fear
(nc)
Still, I’m gonna sell some cookies
 

Am            F
Hike by hike, Song by song
    Am                  F
The Girl Scouts help my heart grow strong
     Ab                Eb
They had my back if anything went wrong with me
 
Interlude (x8): Gm Abm

Bbm        Gb
Jamborees, soda pop
Bbm                              Eb     (nc)
Distracted from the fact that my heart could stop
     Gb
From tetralogy of Fallot
      Gb             Ab Bb
in my pulmonary artery
G
Whee!
 

              C
When you're a Girl Scout
                  Gm7
Everything's gonna work out
               F                    Fmaj7
Even if you're born with congenital heart disease
        Dm       Em          F      G
And you could be killed by a random sneeze
 

         C
You're a Girl Scout
                   Gm7
Everything's gonna work out
           Eb                    Bb             D9      A
Just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house
 
Spoken:
D                  E D E
Hello little girl
 
Girl Scout:
             D
Oh, um, yes, hi, My name is Sky
        D7                                               Bm
And I'm here today to support the Girl Scouts by selling cookies
     Bbaug
Four dollars a box
          D
Would you like some?
 
Spoken:
(nc)
Sure
(nc)
Really?
(nc)
Yeah, What flavours you got?
 
Girl Scout:
         D                      D  
I’ve got chocolate, banana, and oat bran, pecan
Bm
Samoas and thin mints
    B                          Em
And one that tastes like apple pie
              E
Why don’t you come inside?
            A
Well, we're really not supposed to
(nc)
Why?
A    D
Paedophiles
 
Interlude: D D A7 A
 
    G                 D   
But it’s so cold, And you're not mean
    Em7                       D
And no one gets molested by a gothy teen
     C
So I guess, okay, it's fine
 
Lydia:
C
Yeah?
 
Girl Scout:
  A
Alright, I'll come inside!