Intro: Gb

B       Eb       Abm
Steve's going to London
Dbm     B          Gb
Shawn's stuck in a suit
B   Eb            Abm           E
Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn
     Dbm             E
Like every other afternoon
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's going to London
Dbm B           Gb
Dan peed in the pool
B   Eb           Abm           E
Tom fell for his best friend's mom
    Dbm               E        B
But what the hell you gonna do?

Verse 1:
        E
Hey hey, look around, look around
               B                   Gb
Wouldn't it be nice for someone to miss ya?
        E
Hey-hey, funny how all the things
                 B                Gb
That you used to like, now they depress ya

Pre-Chorus:
                Dbm              Gb              B                  E
-Ooo- While you try to find some meaning in your life before you're gone
                Dbm             Gb               E
-Ooo- There's a song that don't mean anything at all
-nc-
And it sounds like

Chorus:
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's goin' to London
Dbm     B          Gb
Shawn's stuck in a suit
B   Eb            Abm           E
Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn
     Dbm              E
Like every other afternoon
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's goin' to London -Ah, ah, ah, aah-
Dbm B           Gb
Dan peed in the pool -Ah, ah, ah, aah-
B   Eb           Abm           E
Tom fell for his best friend's mom
    Dbm
But what the hell you gonna
E
What the hell you gonna do?

Interlude:
   Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
   Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
   Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
   Abm  Gb  E

Verse 2:
        E
Hey hey, look around, look around
               B                 Gb
Wouldn't it be nice to see me on TV?
    E
I'd dress to the nines with a smile
                   B                         Gb
And you'd probably think that that was the real me

Pre-Chorus:
                Dbm              Gb              B               E
-Ooo- While you try to find some meaning in your life before you die
               Dbm             Gb                 E
-Ooo- Here's a bunch of random xxxx to waste your time
-nc-
And it sounds like

Chorus:
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's goin' to London
Dbm     B          Gb
Shawn's stuck in a suit
B   Eb            Abm           E
Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn
     Dbm              E
Like every other afternoon
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's goin' to London -Ah, ah, ah, aah-
Dbm B           Gb
Dan peed in the pool -Ah, ah, ah, aah-
B   Eb           Abm           E
Tom fell for his best friend's mom
    Dbm
But what the hell you gonna
E
What the hell you gonna do?

Interlude:
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
         What the hell you gonna do?
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
Abm  Gb  E

Bridge:
You- you make this rather snappy, won't you?
E   Abm  B
-Ah, ah, aah-
E   Abm  B
-Ah, ah, ah-

Verse 3:
E
 I try hard to write a cool song
     Abm                               B
So I start with something simple, like trying to put my shoes on
E                                                  Abm
  Now something kinda clicked, 'cause you relate a bit
                   B
But no one's gonna care about a shoe song
E
 I try hard to write a cool song
      Abm                     B
But I gotta make it matter so maybe I'll throw the news on
E                                Abm
  Could I relate the shoes to 2022
             B
Or maybe an election down in Tucson?
E
 I try throwing something cool on
       Abm                       B
So I'm listening to Kendrick and playing the swimming pool song
E
  But why did I do that?
                     Abm
'Cause now I hate my track
                     B
I'm quite aware I'll never write a cool song
E
 But who really needs a cool song?
Gb           Abm                      B
  There's so many better melodies why do you need a new one?
E                   B                    Dbm
  So stop writing a song about writing a song
                      E
You're losing their attention, buddy, move on

Chorus:
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's goin' to London -What the hell?-
Dbm     B          Gb
Shawn's stuck in a suit
B   Eb            Abm           E
Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn
     Dbm              E
Like every other afternoon
B       Eb       Abm
Steve's goin' to London -Ah, ah, ah, aah-
Dbm B           Gb
Dan peed in the pool -Ah, ah, ah, aah-
B   Eb           Abm           E
Tom fell for his best friend's mom
    Dbm
But what the hell you gonna
E
What the hell you gonna do?

Post-Chorus:
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
         What the hell you gonna do?
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
Abm  Gb  E  B Gb  
         What the hell you gonna do?

Outro:
Abm     Gb        E     B Gb  
Steve's goin' to London
Abm     Gb        E     B Gb  
Steve's goin' to London
Abm     Gb        E     B Gb  
Steve's goin' to London
Abm     Gb        E     B Gb  
Steve's goin' to London
Abm     Gb        E     B Gb  
Steve's goin' to London
Abm     Gb        E     B Gb  
Steve's goin' to London