Intro -x2-: | Bm | D | Gbm | Em7 |

Verse:
   Bm       D
My head has thoughts
         Gbm               Em7
What a ridiculous place to start
                Bm               D
She said, well, how about my chest
            Gbm          Em7
Or, more specifically, my heart

Verse:
   Bm         D               Gbm
Whenever I'm alone or feeling lonely
     Em7                  Bm :
I pretend I can play the drums
Bm          D             Gbm
  Inside my head and I am good
             Em7
I love these songs
             Bm |
They love my songs

Interlude::
   | Bm | D | Gbm | Em7 |
   | D  | % | D   | %   |

Chorus:
               G6
But I am not a dirty god
G                    D
  And I don't have a dirty body
A           G6                    G
  And I am alone only half of the time
                D            A
The other half ... I am only hiding
                    G6        G
And she was getting high
G                       D
  Yeah, she was smoking pot
A                 G6            G
  I'm pretty sure I am the only guy
                       D
She's Hooked up with tonight
               A               Bm :
But probably, ... no, probably not

Interlude:
   | Bm | D | Gbm | Em7 |
   | Bm | D | Gbm | Em7 |
                   -break-

Verse:
Bm                D
Who did I think I was
          Gbm                Em7
Who did I think that I could be?
        Bm
Oh, how dare me
D         Gbm         Em7
  Oh, how dare me.      -break-
              Bm                      D
And there's a voice in the back of my head
                  Gbm                  Em7
In the back of my head, says, "let 'em be
                 D
Just let them be happy."
             D 
I'm gonna go crazy

Bridge:
   | D Em | Em | C | % |
   | D Em | Em | C | % |

         D     Em
I am the water ... in a puddle
                  C
In the shade of a tree
              D     Em
When I freeze over, ... you are the sun
           C
You cannot touch me
                   D     Em
And the tree feels bad
                              C
I can tell by the way that it felt
                   Am7
But it still won't move
C                  Em
 So, the ice won't melt
                   Am7
No, it still won't move
C                  Em
 So, the ice won't melt

Chorus: variation
               Gsus2 G
But I am not a dirty god
               Esus4 Em
I don't have a dirty body
C          Gsus2     G
  And I am alone only half of the time
          Esus4     Em   C
The other half I am only hiding

Interlude:
   | E7sus4 Em | Em | Asus4 A | A |
   | E7sus4 Em | Em | Asus4 A | A |

        E7sus4 Em
Keep my bo  -  dy alive
        Asus4 A
Keep my arms
                     E7sus4 Em | Em | Asus4 A | A |
Reaching out towards anyone

Chorus:
               G6
But I am not a dirty god
G                    D
  And I don't have a dirty body
A           G6                    G
  And I am alone only half of the time
          D              A
The other half I am only hiding
                    G6       G
And we were getting hi-i-i-i-high
          D
And I was smoking pot
A                 G6            G
  I'm pretty sure I am the only guy
                       D
She's Hooked up with tonight
               A               G      
But probably, ... no, probably not