Db              Eb7sus2 Dm7                 Db
When I was just a boy,  we'll call it 15 or so,
               Eb7sus2      Dm7                     Db
I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in my bones
                      Eb7sus2   Dm7                    Db
That girl who's next to me, she found herself bored to tears
                           Eb7sus2             Dm7                        Db
She realized if she wanted conversation, she's out of luck for three more years

Interlude -x2-: Db Eb7sus2 Dm7 Db

       Db            Eb7sus2 Dm7          Db
When I moved away from home, 100 miles or so,
                    Eb7sus2         Dm7                      Db
I knew a change had grown inside my awkwardly long limbs and bones
                      Eb7sus2     Dm7                         Db
That girl who's next to me, she's friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,
                 Eb7sus2    Dm7                           Db
But all she has to say is a meat head-themed monologue on why Brad ran away


           Db5       Eb7sus4         Gbsus2    Gb5
She said, "All I can hope for is for me to get better,
       Db5       Eb7sus4    Gb5   Ab5
'cause all I can take is no more.
     Bbm7         Db5             Gbsus2       Ab5
I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends.
         Db5           Eb7sus4       Gbsus2                        Db5  Eb7sus4  Gbsus2
He won't need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me.


Db5       Eb7sus4   Gbsus2
He needed more than me
    Db5          Eb7sus4        Gbsus2
I'm friendly and thoughtful and quite awfully pretty,
    Db5       Eb7sus4   Gbsus2
But he needed more than me."


       Db5       Eb7sus4  Gbsus2 Db5           Eb7sus4     Gbsus2
When I felt that I should leave, we'll call it midnight or so,
  Db5  Eb7sus4 Gbsus2       Db5         Eb7sus4      Gbsus2
I found myself annoyed by a syndrome of sorts in her bones
     Db5        Eb7sus4 Gbsus2  Db5            Eb7sus4       Gbsus2
That girl who's next to me, she don't know her worth in this town,
           Db5            Eb7sus4         Gbsus2
'cause her face starts to shine when that meat head behind me
   Db5              Eb7sus4      Gbsus2
Is grinning as he's checking her out


         Db5       Eb7sus4         Gbsus2     Gb5
I said, "All I can hope for is for you to get better,
       Db5       Eb7sus4    Gbsus2  Ab5
'cause all I can take is no more.
     Bbm7         Db5            Gbsus2       Ab5
I'll hide where I can, away from you and your friends,
        Bbm7       Db5        Gbsus2  Ab5
Leaking tears over beers once again.
        Bbm7       Db5        Gbsus2  Ab5
Leaking tears over beers once again,
               Bbm7       Db5        Gbsus2
You're leaking tears over beers once again."