Intro:
G     Abdim7 Am7  D7
Hmmm, aaah,  mmm

Verse 1:
                              G
I used to think that you were kinda cool
                                Abdim7
When we were young we were just kids at school
                                 Am7
If I'd have known what we'd turn out to be
                         D7
I would've never let you close to me
                            G
'Cause all you ever did was let me down
                            Abdim7
And I got sick and tired of waiting 'round
                               Am7
Have you found another girl to disappoint?
                                  D7
Someone who'll take your xxxx and watch you roll your joints?

Pre-Chorus:
    Bm7            Em7                Am7            D7
And I've only just realised that I'm actually so far out your league
    Bm7            Em7                        Am7              D7
And you still don't understand, 'cause you're just a boy and I need a man

Chorus:
G
Why did I ever go back?
     Abdim7
am I crazy? I must've gone mad
       Am7
All my friends say I'm better than that
           D7
'Cause you don't have a job

And you're xxxx in the sack
            G
Now there's no point in calling my phone
           Abdim7
I've got a new man who's making me moan
           Am7
And making up for the thing that you lack
    D7                           G
All you are to me is one big anticlimax

Post-Chorus:
                    Abdim7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
                    Am7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
                    D7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la

Verse 2:
                              G
Where did you get all of that confidence?
                                Abdim7
From where I'm sitting it don't make no sense
                           Am7
Yeah, you have money and a fancy car
                             D7
But I see through it, I know who you are
                        G
And that don't really impress me much
                            Abdim7
I liked you more before you had that stuff
                         Am7
Now all that I can do is wish you luck
                              D7
No longer have me, yeah, you xxxxed it up

Pre-Chorus:
    Bm7            Em7                Am7            D7
And I've only just realised that I'm actually so far out your league
    Bm7            Em7                        Am7              D7
And you still don't understand, 'cause you're just a boy and I need a man

Chorus:
G
Why did I ever go back?
     Abdim7
am I crazy? I must've gone mad
       Am7
All my friends say I'm better than that
           D7
'Cause you don't have a job

And you're xxxx in the sack
            G
Now there's no point in calling my phone
           Abdim7
I've got a new man who's making me moan
           Am7
And making up for the thing that you lack
    D7                           G
All you are to me is one big anticlimax

Post-Chorus:
                    Abdim7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
                    Am7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    D7                              G
All you are to me is one big anticlimax
                    Abdim7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
                    Am7
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    D7                              G
All you are to me is one big anticlimax

Outro:
G
You're saying you want me back
        Abdim7
Are you crazy? You must be mad
    Am7
You know I'm better than that
    D7                        G
All you are to me is one big anticlimax