Intro -x2-: A E D E A E D E Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah A E D E It's so much fun-akkah, to celebrate Hanukkah, A E D E Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights, A E D E Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights. A E D E When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, A E D E Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me: A E D E David Lee Roth lights the menorah, A E D E So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah A E D E Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli, A E D E Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli. -pause for giggle- A E D E Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too, A E D E Esus2 E Put them together... what a fine lookin' Jew! D You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" E Esus2 Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish! A E D E Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah, A E D E The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah. A E D E O.J. Simpson... not a Jew! A E D E Bm But guess who is...Hall of Fame-er... Rod Carew... -he converted!- A E D E We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear G#by, A E D E Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish... not too shabby! A E D E Some people think that D#eneezer Scrooge is, A E D E Esus2 E Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges. D So many Jews are in show biz... E Esus2 Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is. A E D E Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah A E D E I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah. A E D E So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah, A E D E If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy A Hanukkah.