Intro: D Edim7 Dbdim7 Bm Em G Bb6

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Don't take the following words as reverence for tradition
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I've learned to pick my battles by losing most I've fought
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The more mores subverted, the more I sense I'm missing
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And I'll always do it my way, even if that's just the same way I was taught


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I'll bring home the bread and you'll stay home and bake it
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Weeding out the garden where the milestones gather moss
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Crack a smile at my vows, and whisper "wow, can you believe we really made it?"
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As I give up on dodging rice, and fold my cape, I say "obviously not"

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But I want to be just like my parents before I was born
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Oh can we be just like my parents? Mmm-hmm-hmm


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I know you don't want kids but think about a daughter
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We could name her Gwendolyn, like mom would have called me
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I'm not sure yet myself, but I learned from a good father
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Yeah, I mean sure, they messed me up. But I think that's just the gig


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And maybe it's just some hormones that kick in in your late twenties
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But I have laid a lot of women, and now I'd like to just lay down
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And marriage always scared me, but I'd like to have a last love
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And love can last a pretty good long while. I've seen it around

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Oh, can we be just like my parents when I was young?
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Why can't we be just like my parents? Mmm-hmm-hmm

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Tongue out of my cheek now, I'm done pulling faces
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Iconoclasm wanes. My cynicism tires
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But what do I know bout forever when so far, I've been so fleeting?
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Babe, my frontal lobe's done growing; this might just be how I'm wired
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But now we're kissing before brushing, smile with our whole faces
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If you want a hyphen last name I guess I don't mind the cadence
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I've seen home videos. I was there back in the 80's
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And if I'm just them and they back then could do it, why can't I?


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  Just like my parents in due time
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Imagine me, just like my parents? Yeah, right


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'Cause I've made more mistakes, than simple empty moments
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Each one as out of character as you know I tend to be
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There'll be scalpers at the cemetery gates, with all my would-be widows weeping
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I'd have forgotten all their names, so why should you remember me?


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But if we grow old together and you talk to my headstone
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That is, assuming that I die first, -which is fair- and assuming I don't leave
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Close enough to forever, I guess, to prove what I hoped
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I mean otherwise how am I to believe?

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