Verse 1:
                            A
We were supposed to be just friends
          Gbm                                                       A
You don't live in my part of town, but maybe I'll see you out some weekend
  Gbm                                                 D
Depending on what kind of mood and situationship I'm in
                    E
And what's in my system

Chorus:
                       A
I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah
Gbm                                                     A
Five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch, oh, yeah
                 Gbm
And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry
          D
Blood moonlit
                  E
It must be counterfeit
                       A               Gbm
I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah

Verse 2:
                            A
I was supposed to sweat you out
             Gbm                                                    A
In search of glorious happenings of happenstance on someone else's playground
              Gbm                                                    D
But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout

-Our love is blacking out-
                      E
The system's breaking down

-The system's breaking down-

Chorus:
                       A
I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah
Gbm                                                     A
Five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch, oh, yeah
                 Gbm
And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry
          D
Blood moonlit
                  E
It must be counterfeit
                       A               Gbm
I think there's been a glitch, oh, yeah

Bridge:
               D
a brief interruption, a slight malfunction
    E
I'd go back to wanting dudes who give nothing
  A
I thought we had no chance
    Gbm                    -nc-
And that's romance, let's dance

Chorus:
A
Glitch, oh, yeah
Gbm                                                     A
Five seconds later, I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch, oh, yeah
                 Gbm
And I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry
          D
Blood moonlit
                  E
It must be counterfeit -It must be counterfeit-
                       A
I think there's been a glitch

Outro: Gbm  A