Intro:
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Verse 1:
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 I took her out.  It was a Friday night
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 I wore cologne  to get the feeling right
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 We started making out,  and she took off my pants
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 But then I turned on the TV
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And that's about the time she walked away from me

Chorus:
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   Nobody likes you when you're twenty three
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   And are still more amused by T V shows
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What the hell is ADD?
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My friends say I should act my age
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   What's my age again?
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  What's my age again?

Verse 2:
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 Then later on,  on the drive home
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 I called her mom  from a pay phone
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 I said I was the cops,  and your husband's in jail
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 This state looks down on sodomy
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And that's about the time that xxxxx hung up on me

Chorus:
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   Nobody likes you when you're twenty three
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   And are still more amused by prank phone calls
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What the hell is Call ID?
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My friends say I should act my age
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   What's my age again?
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  What's my age again?

Bridge:
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And that's about the time she walked away from me

Chorus:
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   Nobody likes you when you're twenty three
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   And you still act like you're in freshman year
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What the hell is wrong with me?
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My friends say I should act my age
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   What's my age again?
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That's about the time that she broke up with me
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   No one should take themselves so seriously
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   With many years ahead to fall in line
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Why would you wish that on me?
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I never wanna act my age
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   What's my age again?
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  What's my age again?

Outro:
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  What's my age again?