Verse 1:
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This hospital's got lots of crying kids
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a minute ago, I did not exist
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It's nice to finally meet my relatives
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I bet it's always gonna stay this fun
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I bet it's easy staying 'way from drugs
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I bet our parents always stay in love
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  Always stay in love

Pre-Chorus:
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Me, my, oh, what a life
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So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time -Wow-
Db        F
Me, my, oh, what a life
    Gb                          Ebm
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time

Chorus:
     Db
So thank you
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For coming to my birthday party
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I am one minute old today
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And everything is going great -Oh-
 Db
Thank you
      F                    Bbm
For coming to my birthday party
     Gb               Db
I am one minute old today
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And my minute's been going great
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And I hope it stays that way

Verse 2:
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I bet this Instagram's a load of fun
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It's best to show the best of everyone
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I bet it never bites us in the bum
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I bet my ignorance is always bliss
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Except ignoring pigment in our skin
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I bet my country's nice to immigrants
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  And that's just how it is

Pre-Chorus:
Db        F
Me, my, oh, what a life
    Gb                          Ebm
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time -Wow-
Db        F
Me, my, oh, what a life
    Gb                          Ebm
So lean on my people, gon' be stepping in time

Chorus:
     Db
So thank you
      F                    Bbm
For coming to my birthday party
      Gb                 Db
I am one minute old today
      F                  Bbm     Gb
And everything is going great -Oh-
 Db
Thank you
      F                    Bbm
For coming to my birthday party
     Gb               Db
I am one minute old today
         F                  Bbm
And my minute's been going great
       Gb
And I hope it stays that way

Bridge:
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In heaven, everything is fine
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In heaven, everything is fine
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You got your good things
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And I've got mine
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In heaven, everything is fine
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In heaven, everything is fine
Fm       Gb           Ab
You got your good things
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And I've got mine

Chorus:
   Db
Thank you
      F                    Bbm
For coming to my birthday party
      Gb                 Db
I am one minute old today
      F                  Bbm     Gb
And everything is going great -Oh-
 Db
Thank you
      F                    Bbm
For coming to my birthday party
     Gb               Db
I am one minute old today
         F                  Bbm
And my minute's been going great
       Gb
And I hope it stays that way

Outro:
       Db              F
This hospital's got lots of crying kids
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a minute ago, I did not exist
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It's nice to finally meet my relatives
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I bet I'll never outgrow all my friends
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I bet I'll see a female president
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Yeah, I can tell this life will be a cinch
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And that's just how it is