Intro: | Eb | % | Ab | % |
 
Verse 1:
          Eb                          Ab   
Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher 
                   Eb                                      Ab   
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher 
                  Bb
All my friends at school 
                        Gm               Cm            Fm
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool 
            Bb
Nearly petrified 
 
Verse 2:
                          Eb                       Ab
'Cause he was taken by surprise when I kissed the teacher 
                 Eb                                 Ab
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher 
                    Bb
My whole class went wild 
                         Gm                    Cm           Fm
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled 
             Bb                                Eb
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher 
 
Bridge:
             Cm      Cm  Bb  Cm
One of these days 
Ab                  Bb                  Eb  Ebmaj7  Eb7
  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night 
             Abmaj7
One of these days 
      Cm         G         Eb            F       Ab       Bb
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright 
 
Verse 3:
           Eb                        Ab
I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher 
           Eb                                 Ab
Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher 
             Bb                      Gm               Cm   Fm
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry 
               Bb                               Eb
And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher 
 
Bridge:
             Cm      Cm  Bb  Cm
One of these days 
Ab                  Bb                  Eb  Ebmaj7  Eb7
  Gonna tell him I dream of him every night 
             Abmaj7
One of these days 
      Cm         G         Eb            F       Ab       Bb
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright 
 
Verse 4:
             Eb                      Ab
What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher 
                 Eb                            Ab
All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher 
                    Bb
My whole class went wild 
                         Gm                    Cm           Fm
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled 
             Bb                                Eb
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher 
 
Outro:
         Ab   
-I wanna    hug, hug, hug him- 
                  Eb
When I kissed the teacher 
         Ab   
-I wanna hug, hug him- 
                  Eb
When I kissed the teacher 
         Ab   
-I wanna    hug, hug, hug him- 
                  Eb
When I kissed the teacher