Chorus 1:
B
You love dogs but you hate cats
        Dbm
And you only really ever talk to lads
           E
About your mother who's a pain in the arse
             Em
Your grizzly dad, is he the only one who's got your back?

Verse 1:
B
You hate girls when they hover 'round the bar
               Dbm
It's like they beg for your attention and it never goes far
        E
Buy 'em one, two drinks just to talk and you hate that
     Em
It's only worth talkin' if you're taking her back
        B
To your house with a dog and no xxxxxxx cats
     Dbm
Your annoying little sister you can't even bear to look at
     E
Your mother's in the kitchen and your dad's outside
     Em
He's playin' with his children and he's shouting for his wife

Pre-chorus:
B
You hate the way she don't make room for your lives
             Dbm
You hate her face and its propensity to criticise
                E
That's when you feel for your father at the handle of the slog
Em
He hates cats and you're his dog

Chorus 2:
B
You love dogs but you hate cats
        Dbm
And you only really ever talk to lads
           E
About your mother who's a pain in the arse
             Em
Your grizzly dad, is he the only one who's got your back?
    B
No, you love dogs but you hate cats
           Dbm
And you've never really thought to question that
E
You hate that cats aren't waiting for you when you get home
Em
You love that dogs won't even try to say no

Verse 2:
B                                                         Dbm
You hate the perpetrators only if there's proof without a shadow of a doubt

And even then you'll find some common ground
E
Turns out the criminal's a criminal, it's true
    Em
But he hates all the same things as you
B
You hate the girl behind the bar inside your local
        Dbm
'Bout a ten minute walk, but you hate walking when you're sober
          E
And she's always got a face on, and you hate she doesn't smile
Em
Doesn't give you her attention quite for seven pounds an hour
           B
Spilt your beer the other day, it was an accident

She said, "You clean your mess"
Dbm                                                       E
Didn't even gives you wipes, you had to get 'em from the men's

She said, "I'll sort it," you said, "No, it's fine"
                     Em
But really what you meant was you think she's incompetent

Pre-chorus:
B
You hate the dinner suits, the tracksuits
                     Dbm
The villains and the victims

Hate lovers and you hate women
          E
Hate that everyone around you don't agree yet
    Em
But something's changing, you can feel it

Chorus 3:
B
Where we all love dogs and all hate cats
       Dbm
If you see one, scare it, you shoo it off back
E
But later, maybe sooner, it'll scare you too
     Em
When everyone you hate feels the same about you
          B
You know, we all love dogs and all hate cats
           Dbm
If you see one, scare it, you shoo it off back
E
But later, maybe sooner, it'll scare you too
     Em
When everyone you hate feels the same about you

Instrumental: Dbm   B   Gb   Abm   Dbm   B   Gb   E Em

Outro:
B                 Dbm
We all love dogs, we all hate cats
E                 Gb
We all love dogs, we all hate cats
B                 Dbm
We all love dogs, we all hate cats
E                 Gb
We all love dogs, we all hate cats

B
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