Intro:
Who took the bomp?
C  Bb  F  Eb  C  Bb  F  Eb -x2-
 
Verse 1:
C               Bb 
  Every day and night
F               Eb 
  Every day and night
C               Bb             F                       Eb 
  I can see your   disco disco xxxx is xxxxxxx my heart   out of my mind
C 
  I'm outta time
Bb 
I'm outta xxxxing time
      F                 Eb 
I'm a gasoline gut with a  vaseline mind but
C               Bb 
  want to disco?
want to see me disco?
F                 Eb 
  Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
C          Bb 
  One, two,   three, four
F                     Eb 
You got what you been asking for
          C          Bb 
You're so policy free

And your fantasy wheels
F                       Eb 
And everything you think

And everything you feel is
  C                 Bb                F    Eb 
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
 
Interlude: C  Bb  F  Eb  C  Bb  F  Eb 
 
Verse 2:
C                     Bb 
  I take you home now I  watch me get you hot
F 
  You're just a parrot
     Eb 
When you're screaming and you're shouting
      C                Bb 
"More crackers please! More crackers please!"
    F 
You want what you want
    Eb                           C                   Bb 
But you don't want to be on your knees Who does your,
              F    Eb 
who does your hair?
 
Interlude: C  Bb  F  Eb  C  Bb  F  Eb 
 
Chorus:
C                      Bb 
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
F                     Eb 
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong?
C                      Bb 
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
F                     Eb 
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong
 
Bridge:
C  Bb 
      How are you?
F  Eb 
      Fine, Thank you
C  Bb 
      How are you?
F  Eb 
      Fine, Thank you.
 
Verse 3:
C 
  You bought a new van
Bb 
The first year of your band
F 
  You're cool and
Eb 
I  hardly want to say
C            Bb 
"Not" because   I'm so bored
           F               Eb 
That'd I'd be entertained even by a stupid xxxxin
 
Chorus:
C               Bb 
Linoleum floor, linoleum floor,
     F                      Eb 
Your lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor
     C              Bb 
I'll walk on it I'll

walk all over you
F                     Eb 
Walk on it, walk on it

walking one, two
C 
  Who? Who?
Bb 
Who?

Who?
F                      Eb 
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
C                     Bb 
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong?
F                      Eb 
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
C                     Bb 
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong
 
Outro:
F  Eb 
      See you later.
C  Bb 
      See you later.
F  Eb 
      See you later.
C  Bb 
      See you later.