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Intro:
     D5                D5
 A|-----------------------------------|
 E|-----------------------------------|
 C|--2----2---2--2-----2----2---2--2--|
 g|-----2---2----2--------2---2----2--| x4

Verse 1:
D                          Dsus4
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
  D                        Dsus4
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
D                          Dsus4
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
D                        Dsus4
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
D                       Dsus4
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
D                        Dsus4
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
D                   Dsus4
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
      D                  Dsus4
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
D                           Dsus4
Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain
        D                              Dsus4
G#out a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
D                                 Dsus4
Don't believe everything that you breathe
          D                                      Dsus4
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
D5
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
D5
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
D5   D5  (nc)
     Yo, cut it

Chorus:
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? (double-barrel buckshot)
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me?

Verse 2:
(nc)
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
(nc)
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
 (nc)
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
(nc)
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
D5
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
D5
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
D5
He hung himself with a guitar string
  D5
a slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
D9
 You can't write if you can't relate

           D9                          D  D9
 A|------------3-----------------------5--3-----------|
 E|---------------------------------------------------|
 C|--------2------------------------------------------|
 g|----------2----------------------------------------|

Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
       D9                                  D9
And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
(nc)
That's choking on the splinters

Chorus:
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4 (nc)
So, why don't you kill me?  (drive-by body pierce)

Interlude:

 (nc)
(Yo, bring it on down)
 (nc)
(Soooy...)

    D5                D5
 A|-----------------------------------|
 E|-----------------------------------|
 C|--2----2---2--2-----2----2---2--2--|
 g|-----2---2----2--------2---2----2--| x3

 D5
(I'm a driver, I'm a winner
D5                       (nc)
Things are gonna change, I can feel it)

Chorus:
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? (get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? (leh!)
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? (sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?)
D  Dsus4 D       Dsus4
Soooy un perdedooor
      D       Dsus4
I'm a loser babyyy
    D                  Dsus4
So, why don't you kill me? (know what I'm sayin'?)

Outro: D   Dsus4 D   Dsus4
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