Intro: A   Dbm
 
Verse 1:
A      Dbm                         A     Dbm
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
A      Dbm                         A     Dbm
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
Bm                  E
How old's he again, 24?
E7
Is he still your yoga instructor?
 
Verse 2:
A        Dbm              A       Dbm
Karen, I don't have a bed anymore
A            Dbm                   A     Dbm
I sleep on a futon on the hardwood floor
Bm                          E
Can you blame me? I'm quite poor
E7                                 A
Why'd you have to be such a whore?
 
Chorus:
D          D7        Gb    Gb7
And I will write you songs
G
Until my lungs fall out
          Gm
Until you hear me out
D            D7      Gb
She took the xxxxing kids
G
Please hear me now
      Gm
All I want's for you to listen
 
Verse 3:
A        Dbm                   A     Dbm
Karen, I keep your hair in the drain
A              Dbm               A       Dbm
A little piece of you that still remains
Bm                 E   E7  A
Sometimes I stroke it
 
Chorus:
D             D7        Gb    Gb7
My pain burns hot as my torch
G
Placed outside your door
           Gm
Now you'll see why you're a-- nope, already done that one
D           D7     Gb   Gb7
I'll die in ritual fire
G
Tear my world apart
         Gm
Like you did to my heart
 
Verse 4:
A      Dbm                A             Dbm
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
A            Dbm           A         Dbm
Was my arson not enough to convince, you?
Bm                  Dm
Give me back my son
                             Gbm  Em Dm
So I can stop sending you my xxxx
                Gbm  Em Dm
So open up your door
 
Verse 5:
Dm
Karen, I've been thinking
Bm                          Dm
Karen, I know I've been bad
 
Probably shouldn't have killed your dad
 
Outro:
E                 E7          A        Dbm
But, is it really grounds for divorce?
       A Dbm
-Karen-
Bm
No
Dm A
No