Verse 1:
D                 G       D
Faces filled with joy and cheer
G      D       A       D
What a magical time of year
D              G      A        D
Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

D               G      D
Put your Viking helmet on
G           D          A      D
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
D                   G      A        D
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?

Chorus:
Gb             D6
All the little girls and boys
Gb                  D6
Love that wonderful crunching noise
E                     A
You'll know what this day's about
         E                A          G
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

Verse 2:
    D              G      D
So, come along and have a laugh
G          D       A         D
Snap their weasely spines in half
D                   G          A     B
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
G                    A               D
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Instrumental:
   D G D / G D A D / D G A D
   D G D / G D A D / D G A D

Chorus:
Gb            D6
People up and down the street
Gb                 D6
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
E             A
Why we do it, who can say?
         E              A   G
But it's such a festive holiday

Verse 3:
   D                G     D
So let the stomping fun begin
G          D       A            D
Bash their weasely skulls right in
D               G          A   B
It's tradition, that makes it okay

G                  A
Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
G                      A
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
G                       A               D   D6
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
G                    A               D
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
D      A        D
Weasel Stomping Day
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