Intro:
   C   Em   D   Am
   F   D    E

Verse 1:
Am          F
Crab if you want her
D            Em     F
She won't be coming down (down)
C
Down (down)
F
Down (down)
E
Down (down)
F           C
Crab if you want her
F            G      C
She won't be coming down

Verse 2:
Am          F
Crab if you need it
D           Em       F
She put her knickers on (on)
C
On (on)
F
On (on)
E
On (on)
F           C
Crab if you need it
F           G       C
She put her knickers on

Chorus:
    C                  E
She said she's feeling lonely
    D            Am
And I say that's OK
    F               D                    E
She won't be comin' back 'round here, no way

Instrumental:
Am F D Em F     C     F     E
            Ooh,  ooh,  ooh,  ooh

Interlude: F C F G C

Chorus:
    C                  E
She said she's feeling lonely
    D            Am
And I say that's OK
    F               D                    E
She won't be comin' back 'round here, no way

Verse 3:
Am          F
Crab at the booty
D             Em    F
T'ain't gonna do no good (good)
C
Good (good)
F
Good (good)
E
Good (good)
F           C
Crab at the booty
F             G     C
T'ain't gonna do no good

Outro:
    F           C
No, Crab at the booty
F             G     C
T'ain't gonna do no good
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