Intro: D Bm G A Bum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba da D Bm G A dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, bum ba dum D I've got pimples on my face Bm And grease in my hair G A And prickly legs, go ahead and stare D Bm An ass full of stretch marks and little boobs G A a nice full belly that's filled with food Chorus: G A Sometimes I'm pretty and sometimes I'm not G A So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot Verse: D Bm I don't exercise and I don't read books G A So if you want to criticize me, go ahead, take a look D Bm I'm not being bossy, I'm saying how I feel G A And I'm not a xxxxx for stating what is real Chorus: G A Sometimes I'm girly and sometimes I'm not G A So let's take a listen, hit me with your best shot Verse: D Bm I bleed once a month G A And sometimes when I shave I get little red bumps D Bm I wear short skirts and sometimes long pants G A And I can dress how I want, not looking for a show of hand Chorus: G A Sometimes I'm moody and sometimes I'm not G A Sometimes I'm lazy and sometimes I'm not G A Sometimes I'm crazy and sometimes I'm not G A Sometimes I'm angry and sometimes I'm not G A Sometimes I'm happy and sometimes I'm not oh-woah-oh-oh G A I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot oh-woah-oh-oh G A I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot oh-woah-oh-oh G A I'm still gonna be here even after your best shot Outro: G A Because I can be brave and I can be bold G A No matter what you have to say D Bm Oh I fall in love with people once a day G A Oh, but if you ask me out, I'm still allowed to say no way
