Roddy's verse:
G   Em   Am   D7
Ice cold Rita
G     Em    Am    D7
Never did I meet a
G          Em      Am    D7
girl who's half so cruel
  G       Em    Am    D7
I offered her a jewel
        B7             Em
But she left me stuck, stranded on a duck
B7            Em             A7     Em6
What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy,
(nc)        D7        Db7      D7
me, That's Roddy St. James of Kensington

Slug verse:
D7        Ebdim7 D7                   Ebdim7
Poor poor Roddy, flushed down his own potty
D7             Ebdim7  Ddim7   Ebdim7
Rita can't you find it in your heart
(nc)
To help him

Roddy's verse:
    D7         Em      Am  D7
How mean could one rat be
D7  Em   Am   D7
Ice cold Rita
G     Em     Am  D7     G     Gb    G
Won't you be sweeter to meeee eeeee eeee!
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