Intro: Am E G E

Verse 1:
Am                     E
Everyone's trying to get it off faster
G                     E
Supplement master, a fistful should work
Am                        E
Soup and the smoothies to combat disaster
G                             E
Carbs don't burn fast enough for what it's worth
Am                          E
Didn't think I changed too much 'til they said it
   G                       E
A thread on Subreddit is what I'm reduced to
Am                     E
Needles to needlessly say it's the rapture
       G                      E
'Cause even I bite my nails, wondering if I should

Chorus:
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
F                            D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
F                            D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?

Verse 2:
    Am               E
How normal it is to contort and contract
       G                         E
All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back
      Am                       E
And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat
         G                          E
Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that
         Am            E
But I've already got a surgeon who knows me
G                    E
Tonguing down anesthesia while he cut me
    Am                     E
And implanted five hundred CC of xxxx
G                       E
I won't lie to you, that man really blessed me

Chorus:
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
F                            D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
F                            D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?

Bridge:
    Am                   E
How normal it is to skip lunch and dessert
         G                         E
And yet somehow, my stomach sticks out of my skirt
       Am                    E
So I workout each day, but I don't think it works
      G                     E
So I research to see if the surgery hurts
      Am                  E
Spent so many years being cute on the TV
    G                     E
Before I could blink, I became nearly thirty
      Am                         E
And I got bigger boobs so that I could transcend it
     G                          E
Now all that I read is, "Hey, I think she's pregnant"

Chorus:
Am                              Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
F                            D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers
F                             D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (How normal it is to contort and contract)
F                            D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back)
Am                             Dm
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat)
F                             D
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that)
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