Intro:
Cm Dm Db Cm                              Cm                  
           I figured she was gonna break my heart regardless,
Dm           Db     Cm
       regardless 

Chorus:
                              Cm                 Dm     
I figured she was gonna break my heart regardless
                          Db                      Cm
So I took her out and dumped    her in the garbage
                                Cm                Dm     
The stupid xxxxx done turned herself into a target
Db          Cm
Click, clack
                    Cm                 Dm     
She was gonna break my heart regardless
                          Db                      Cm
So I took her out and dumped    her in the garbage
                                Cm                Dm     
The stupid xxxxx done turned herself into a target
                 Db                         Cm
Just for talkin' nonsense, claiming she was leavin'

Verse 1:
Cm          Dm     
  Not gonna happen
     Db                 Cm
If I can't have you, no one can
Cm                     Dm     
  'Cause if you leave, I'm    not breathin'
Db                               Cm
      I'll show you how it feels not to breathe, breathe
Cm       Dm     
  Inhale,       exhale
Db              Cm
      You're the  best, well
Cm          Dm     
  You're the       worst, but
Db              Cm
      You're the  best, hell
Cm                   Dm     
  I ain't ever, ever gonna lose, lose
Db                         Cm
      Tell me what I gotta do to prove to you
Cm                  Dm     
  Five seconds from losing my head
Db                              Cm
      Now it's time to show you what lurnatics do

Chorus:
                    Cm                 Dm     
She was gonna break my heart regardless
                          Db                      Cm
So I took her out and dumped    her in the garbage
                                Cm                Dm     
The stupid xxxxx done turned herself into a target
                 Db                         Cm
Just for talkin' nonsense, claiming she was leavin'
                    Cm                 Dm     
She was gonna break my heart regardless
                          Db                      Cm
So I took her out and dumped    her in the garbage
                                Cm                Dm     
The stupid xxxxx done turned herself into a target
                 Db                         Cm
Just for talkin' nonsense, claiming she was leavin'

Verse 2:
Cm
Hate it when you tease
Dm                                      Db    
Where  you think you're goin'? When you comin' back from me?
    Cm                          Cm                 Dm     
You walked in, I'm listening to "Stan" on E, yeah, ecstacy
       Db                                  Cm
Matter of    fact there's a Bridge that my car wants to meet
     Cm                        Dm     
Road trip on me, it'll be fun, you'll see
              Db                          Cm
But you don't gotta sit in the trunk, you can sit next to me
Cm              Dm                             Db    
Me and Stan, we alike, but he ain't nicer than me   
                          Cm
He was drunk drivin', me, I'm just straight Percules

Outro:
Cm                        Dm     
My crazy thoughts and your       crazy heart
       Db                          Cm
'Cause we    hit the Bridge, that's  just the start
Cm                   Dm     
Not afraid to die, as       you can see
Db                      Cm
Life  isn't real, love's  make believe
Cm                        Dm     
My crazy thoughts and your       crazy heart
       Db                          Cm
'Cause we    hit the Bridge, that's  just the start
Cm                   Dm     
Not afraid to die, as       you can see
Db                      Cm
Life  isn't real, love's  make believe