Intro:
Gm Gm Gm D (x2)
(Spoken: Are you really still here watchin' that YouTube Kids slop?

Man, I really thought people would have better taste nowadays

Maybe you could waste your time doin' something mature, like taxes?

But I know you won't.)

Interlude: Gm F Eb D (x4)

Verse:
Gm
  What's got you fuming, buddy?
Gm
  What's got you raging, dude?
Gm
  Did something xxxx you off?
    D
You better learn to cope soon
Gm
  This place eats toast for breakfast
Gm
  You'll need some thicker skin
Gm
  'Cause if you're angry, now
 D
Imagine how you'll feel when

Pre-chorus:
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  You check your bedroom and it's crawling with snakes (ugh, Jax)
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  When every step you take's a face full of rakes
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  When even seats are threatening a certain sound
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  You're entertainment, who even needs a clown?
Gm                                            D     Gm
(Spoken: Don't you have any other way of entertainin' yourself that doesn't involve torturin' people?)
D
 No

Chorus:
Gm        F        Eb           D
 Get your Jax toy, get a little laugh, boy
Gm             F                    Eb               D
 So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down
Gm        F        Eb            D
 I'm your Jax toy, have a little laugh, boy
Gm           F               Eb               D
 I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party
Gm   F        Eb       D
    (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) (woo)
Gm   F        Eb          D
    (Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) (turn it up)
Gm   F        Eb       D
    (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy)
Gm   F        Eb       D
    (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)

Verse:
Gm
 Wait, please give me a second
Gm
 So, let me get this straight
Gm
 The mini jester thinks there's
D
A solution to our fate?
Gm
 Wait, wait, let's hear her out
Gm
 Got nothing here but time
Gm
 Just let us in on what will
D
Save us here? We missed a sign?

Pre-chorus:
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  You hear that, audience? You're in for a show
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  We're breaking numbers, but we're suffering though
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  And as you chuckle on your side of the screen
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  I think I'll join you, giving a little beam

Bridge:
Gm                         D
What is it? Are you crying from the jab to the side?
      D
Can't handle snide comments
        D
Looking to confide in Ragatha?
               Gm
Good luck with that to ya
           D
I'm giving gold to those
    D                  Gm
Misfortunate enough to end up in a circus
D                      D
From a rancid purchase of a headset
        D
Just my luck, had gone and cursed us
Gm               D
  You wanna smile and ease your mind?
Gm               D
  Then lighten up, so says my sign
Gm
  (Spoken: Caine, I think your stupid boombox is busted)

Chorus:
Gm        F        Eb           D
 Get your Jax toy, get a little laugh, boy
Gm             F                    Eb               D
 So you're not down to clown? Well, I won't let that get me down
Gm        F        Eb            D
 I'm your Jax toy, have a little laugh, boy
Gm           F               Eb               D
 I'd say I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of party
Gm   F        Eb       D
    (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax) that's me (woo)
Gm   F        Eb          D
    (Jax toy, J-J-Jax toy) I'll keep you company (turn it up)
Gm   F        Eb       D
    (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax toy) still me
Gm   F        Eb       D
    (Jax toy, Jax toy, Jax)

Outro:
Gm F Eb D (x4)
(fade out/distort on last repetition)
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