Verse 1:
C                     G
Oh adult, adult, come hither, adult,
     Am                    F
I've set George’s house on fire
C
Please don't exile me
             G
And send me across the sea
       Am
Don't leave me with Ghostbur
         F
And his stupid sheep!  baah 
 
Verse 2:
   C                  G
Oh child, child! You drive me wild
   Am                    F
No wonder everyone hates you
          C
I’ll take you with me
            G
And blow up all your things
          Am                F
And still you won't learn a single thing!
 
Pre-chorus:
        Am               F
I'm the biggest man this server's seen - hEY
       C                     G
That's why you're scared of me (I'm not scared of anything!)
 
Break:
     Am             F            C                G
The only thing I'm scared of, is waking up in the morning
 
Chorus:
   C
Oh adult, adult
    G
Oh child, child! (Don't call me that)
   Am                       F
We really hate each other's guts
 
Bridge:
               C
I killed your sister today
                  G
I killed you with a potato
       Am                 F
Don't worry it's all just roleplay
 
Outro: C
 Aransemen ini adalah interpretasi pribadi dari kontributornya, dibagikan untuk studi pribadi, edukasi, dan penggunaan non-komersial. Lagu, lirik, dan musik yang mendasarinya tetap menjadi milik pemegang hak ciptanya. Untuk meminta penghapusan, lihat Pernyataan Hukum.