Verse 1:
Fm
I just bought some new Gucci shoes
Fm
Wasted my college funds just to look cute
Ab
Forty minutes to look like I did it in two
Bbm              Fm
Maybe I am vain, so are you

Interlude: Fm Ab Bb

Chorus:

Hey
Ab            Gb      Fm
And I want it for free
     Bbm            Ab      Eb
Yeah, I wish that I was free
Gm Db             Eb       Fm      Bbm
   I wonder if anybody sees what I see
          Ab    Bbm
And na-na-na-na-lee

Bridge:
Bbm
Why do I care? Why do I? Well, I don't know
Bbm
Why do I care? Why do I care? Why do I?
Ab
Why do I care? Why do I? Well, I don't know
Fm             Bbm
Why do I care? Why do I care? Why do I?
Fm
Why do I care? Why do I? Well, I don't know
Bbm
Why do I care? Why do I care? Why do I?
F                                           Eb5
Why do I care? Why do I? Well, I don't know

Verse 2:
     Ab             Db
So I got a new wig, got some new clothes
                            Ab
Then made some new friends that I don't even know
                Db
And I got a new wig, got some new clothes
            Eb        Ab
I learned a new dance, got a new nose

Outro:
                               Db
And I don't even care, I don't even care
Db
No, I don't even
         Eb        Ab
I don't even care, I don't even
Ab
No, no, no, no
Db
And I don't even care
Db
And I don't even care
          Eb
And I don't even
        Ab
I don't even
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