Intro:
   E Abm Dbm A

Verse 1:
E
 Taxi driver
Abm
   Be my shrink for the hour
Dbm
Leave the meter running
A     E
 It's rush hour
Abm
   So take the streets if you wanna
        Dbm
Just outrun the demons, could you?
A
 He said:

Chorus:
   Am
"Allahu akbar"
                   E
I told him, "Don't curse me"
    Am
"Bo Bo, you need prayer"
                    E
I guess it couldn't hurt me
Dbm                         Bbdim7               E
If it brings me to my knees,      it's a bad religion, ooh
               Am
This unrequited  love
   Em                  D        Am
To me, it's nothin' but a oneman  cult
    Em           D       Am
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
      Em            D
I can never make him love me
Am
Never make him love me
  Em         D
Love me, love me

Post-chorus:
  E
Love me, love me
  Abm
Love me, love me
  Dbm
Love me, love me
  A
Love me, love

Verse 2:
E
 Taxi driver
I swear I've got three lives
Abm
Balanced on my head like steak knives
Dbm
   I can't tell you the truth about my disguise
A
 I can't trust no one
And you say:

Chorus:
   Am
"Allahu akbar"
                   E
I told him, "Don't curse me"
    Am
"Bo Bo, you need prayer"
                    E
I guess it couldn't hurt me
Dbm                         Bbdim7               E
If it brings me to my knees,      it's a bad religion
                       Am
Oh, oh, unrequited love
   Em                  D        Am
To me, it's nothin' but a oneman  cult
    Em           D       Am
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
      Em             D
I can never make him love me
Am
Never make him love me
   Em   D
No,  no, ahh

Outro:
E
 It's a, it's a bad religion
F                  G
 To be in love with someone
                    A
Who could never love you
        E                            F
Ohohoh, only bad, only bad religion, ooh
G                               A
 Could have me feeling the way I do
 Aransemen ini adalah interpretasi pribadi dari kontributornya, dibagikan untuk studi pribadi, edukasi, dan penggunaan non-komersial. Lagu, lirik, dan musik yang mendasarinya tetap menjadi milik pemegang hak ciptanya. Untuk meminta penghapusan, lihat Pernyataan Hukum.