Intro: Ab Cm Fm Dbmaj7 Dbm
 
Verse 1:
Ab                                    Cm
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Fm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Dbmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Dbm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre Chorus:
      Ab
Walks by
                      Cm                           Fm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Dbmaj7       Dbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
Ab
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Cm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Fm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Dbmaj7
But you like her better
 Dbm
-Wish I were Heather-
 
Verse 2:
Ab
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Cm
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Fm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Dbmaj7                    Dbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-Chorus:
      Ab
Walks by,
                      Cm
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Fm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Dbmaj7       Dbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
Ab
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Cm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Fm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Dbmaj7
But you like her better
 Dbm
-I wish I were Heather-
 
Bridge:
Ab               Cm
-Oh-                           Wish I were Heather
     Fm       Dbmaj7       Dbm
-Oh, oh-                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
Ab
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Cm
I'm not even half as pretty
    Fm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Dbmaj7
But you like her better
Dbm
Wish I were