Verse 1:
Gb
You know I missed you from the very day you went away
Ebm
I feel like Laura Les, saying, "I love you" on the plane
B
And even though it's been a week I still think of your face
Db
Blew all my money on a trivial video game
Gb
I dunk my head in the water so I can feel something
Ebm
And now I'm thinking of all the times that my phone would ring
B
I reminisce and remember all of the songs we'd sing
Db
But now I hate every one of the songs we used to sing
 
Pre-chorus:
Gb
Can you believe that I didn't think you would leave me?
Ebm
And now I can't trust anyone 'cause you just left me
B
I wish I never responded to all those texts
Db
It'd be better if we had just never met
Gb
Can you believe that I'm missing you even though
Ebm
When I was with you, I never felt more alone
B
I wish I never responded to all those texts
Db
It'd be better if we had just never met
 
Chorus:
Gb
(A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-Glitch Gum)
I wish we never met
Ebm
We broke up on PictoChat, crying on my DS
B
I went to a birthday party for one of her friends
Db
And now that this is over I can hate them, I don't have to pretend
Gb
Remember when I called you my Barbie, and I was Ken
Ebm
That was like the cringiest thing that I've ever said
B
When I was with you I just felt more alone
Db
I just hope I'm bad enough to call about
When you're on your phone
 
Verse 2:
Gb
This Glitch Gum guy is so annoying
Ebm
He keeps asking me to listen to these bands I can't even pronounce
B
And now he's making music with this guy named 'CMTEN'?
Db
I'm so done with him
 
Bridge:
Gb
Everything you said about me is just lies
Ebm
I can't believe you put mascara on my eyes
B
I hope you don't listen and see past my disguise
Db
'Cause I'm still kinda hurt that you're not in my life
 
Outro:
Gb
You know I missed you from the very day you went away
Ebm
I feel like Laura Les, saying, "I love you" on the plane
B
And even though it's been a week I still think of your face
Db
Blew all my money on a trivial video game
Gb
I wish I never responded to all those texts
Ebm
It'd be better if we had just never met
B
I wish I never responded to all those texts
Db
It'd be better if we had just never met
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