Intro: | C  F  G     | C  F  G     | C  F  G     | C  F  G     |
 
Verse 1:
              C           F          G
I believed in God back in 8th grade
                  C           F           G
He could smoke an eighth on a school day
                  C            F           G
Remember when you laughed at my last name
           C            F        G
Now I go by Met is that less lame   of a last name
 
Interlude: | C   Dm   | Am   G   | C   Dm   | Am   G   |
 
Verse 2:
              C                Dm
I believed in God back in 09
               Am
Always down to hang
 
He had no time
G
 Yeah
         C
But in a couple of years
        Dm
I’ll be so outta here
            Am
I’ll have a lotta new friends
      G
And I won’t even care
 
Chorus:
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C              F
I got too much stuff to do
C                    Dm
Should have left you back in school
C             F
Joseph do you think I’m...
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C                F
Look at all this stuff I do
C                    Dm
I’ve playеd shows in Belarus
C              F        C
Now Joe do you think I’m cool
 
Interlude: | C   Dm   | Am   G   | C   Dm   | Am   G   |
 
Verse 3:
               C                          Dm
I could make a jokе but it feels strange
               Am                         G
Every time she laughed it would feel fake
 
But you could make her 
C                     Dm
Laugh in a real way
                      Am
Yeah I still use your jokes 
                   G
And they go great
                 C                        Dm
It took a little while but I found love
                  Am
I thought you’d reply
                     G
You just thumbed up
                C                          Dm
I play a lot of shows but you don’t come
             Am                     G
I don’t even mind this is so dumb
 
So dumb
 
Chorus:
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C              F
I got too much stuff to do
C                    Dm
Should have left you back in school
C             F
Joseph do you think I’m...
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C                F
Look at all this stuff I do
C               Dm
Probably not as much as you
C                F        C
Still Joe do you think I’m cool
 
Interlude: | C   Dm   | C     F   | C   Dm   | C     F   |
 
Bridge:
C            Dm            C    F
I don’t ever think of you
C            Dm            C    F
I don’t ever think of you
C            Dm            C    F
I don’t ever think of you
C            Dm            C    F
I don’t ever think of you
 
Verse 4:
C                 Dm
I got friends all up the coast
C                F
Proud of all the songs I wrote
    C                 Dm
But I can’t take this backpack off
C                F
It comes with me where I go
C              Dm
Maybe I’ll put out this song
    C                   F
And I won’t change your name at all
C                 Dm
Maybe then you’ll call me up
    C                  F     C
And you’ll tell me how cool I got
 
 
Outro:
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